Married....

A few interesting things that can happen at your wedding:
1. You try to pull a grave (I am now a responsible guy) face all through the ceremony. It comes out looking worried and scared. Your wife is all smiles of course which leads to questions later on about whether there was a "difference of opinion" the night before..
2. You cannot eat during either the reception and and the wedding. Weeks later, while looking at the photos of the food you feel hungry.
3. You put in North-Indian customs. The wife puts in the Kerala ones. The priest decides to add in a few Kannada ones also. Everyone comes back slightly confused as to how many times we got married...
4. You wait for guests in the reception hall before getting in. The guests wait for you before they get in. Everyone gets late...
5. You lose the "mangal-sutra" just before the wedding. Rather you lose the key that keeps it in safe custody in a suit-case. When all burglary attempts fail, the brother-in-law sets a speed record to the nearest jeweller and back so that he can become the brother-in-law.

Oh well, I am married now. And I love being so....
(Notwithstanding what you say "Crazy"....)